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#201611 Tyler Staking Whilst Drunk!

Posted by Blob on 02 June 2015 - 01:09 PM


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#88032 Rob|56 The Fucking Duck...

Posted by Nate on 02 August 2011 - 05:51 PM

I am permanently banning Rob|56 The Duck (aka Rob Fifty Fuckhead) from the Valhalla community. His repeated duck sounds in TS3 annoy the fuck out of me and the very sight of his IRC nick makes me want to fucking puke. Don't come back mother fucker...
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#205766 I need to post this..

Posted by Leon on 12 June 2015 - 10:26 AM

I dont really have anything to say so ill post this awesome muffin recipe: 

 

Ingredients:

2 cups all-purpose flour, spooned and leveled 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted and cooled 1/2 cup whole milk 2 large eggs 1 1/2 cups blueberries 2 tablespoons turbinado sugar, optional

 

Directions:

Preheat oven to 375° F. Line 12 muffin cups with paper liners or coat with nonstick cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt.

In a medium bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, butter, milk, and eggs; add to the flour mixture and stir to combine. Fold in the blueberries (do not overmix).

Divide the batter among the prepared muffin cups and sprinkle with the turbinado sugar, if desired.

Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean, 20 to 25 minutes. Let cool in the pan for 5 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely or serve warm.


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#219015 The Awakening Ft. Vengeance

Posted by Rob on 02 March 2016 - 02:20 PM

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Valhalla - The #1 Rune Pure & Tank Clan www.VH-RS.net - #Valhalla @ SwiftIRC - ValhallaRS CC

 

 

Last year Mother Valhalla's disciples laid her to rest after restoring peace and justice to the Rune Pure & Tank World by slaying the beasts known as Anarchy and Empyrean, as prophecy predicted. However, prophecy also states that Mother Valhalla shall rise from the ashes like a phoenix if any entity disturbs her holy slumber. Just as predicted, a band of peasants known as "Vengeance" dared to defile Mother Valhalla's holy name and once more her disciples rose from the ashes to rid them of her land.

 

Vengeance starting: ~15

Heroes starting: ~8

 

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Needless to say these godless blasphemers were no match for the wrath of Mother Valhalla's anger. They were sent into a chasm of despair as our heroes robbed them blind of the items they were foolish enough to bring to her holy land. They were chased world to world and were spared no-one, getting cleared a total of six times before bowing their heads to Mother Valhalla and ending their trip.

 

 

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Thank you. God bless you, God bless Mother Valhalla, and God bless the United States of America.


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#205915 Valhalla Demolishes Empyrean + SB (Ft. AC)

Posted by Parckie™ on 12 June 2015 - 03:27 PM

One of the most energized performances I have ever been a part of.

 

We were up against adversity, and instead of faltering we pushed through it with unity.

 

Win as One


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#193255 TOP CLAN LIST

Posted by RobQ on 11 May 2015 - 06:25 PM

Basing all my information on the unbiased, nospin zone, fox news integrity site Runescape Community.

 

100% UNBIASED AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE BASED OFF MY DEGREE IN PROFESSIONAL CLANNING

 

P2P:

 

#1.) Valhalla - unmatched in all areas, even with not being mains still shits on everyone. Don't even bother attempting to fight because you will die.

#2.) Reign of Terror - Pretty good with some decent pulls, but accept people like cuntsh0ts and Desire so can't be taken serious

#3.)Silver Bloods - Just frankly the best team i've ever seen

#4.)Higher Force - Dead and still better than most these clans still trying, gg.

 

~POWER GAP~

 

#5.) Damaged Inc. Your leader is old as fuck and his forehead is massive enough to have PK RUN INs on. Home field advantage gives you the win here

​#6.) Sovereign - Your gear is amazing and your pulls have increased by a lot. Its as if you've open your cc for anyone to come in! Keep up the good work. 

#7.) Anarchy - JAJA what more can I say?

#8.) FOE - Jubbington douching the asses and raising you up to new levels

 

~POWER GAP~

 

#9.) Anonymous Community - 10/10 returning in 1 item.

 

~POWER GAP~

 

10.) Empyrean -  You'd be better if your official team wasn't as salty as the ocean. 

11.) Infliction - Future Kings of GMT, all hail Rendual and his bad bitch Cathy

 

~POWER GAP~

 

12.) Ancient Fury - Can Pull lots of people but can't compete against anyone with out other clans coming to your rescue. Worst propaganda then in WWII and more poverty than Ethiopia.

 

 

F2P:

 

1.) WHO THE FUCK CARES


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#182487 Sunday: Valhalla vs Damage Inc

Posted by Andy on 12 April 2015 - 01:38 PM

i went AFK the first round to pay the pizza man as we rushed and managed to get back and tank DI with pizza in my mouth

 

no regrets 


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#157500 Valhalla's RSC Clan Interview V2

Posted by Evan on 11 February 2015 - 11:35 AM

Best part

 

 

Jim

Are there even any other tank/zerk clans out there?

Conor

None of note.

Nopure

I haven’t heard of any

Evan

I think there's 1 on rs forums

Nopure

Maybe some open CC's or something
Maybe some rs forum clans too

Stl Arrow

There are no other relevant runepure/tank clans open atm

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#217094 bitch please

Posted by Evan on 11 August 2015 - 03:32 PM

"Pipsqueek" (aka candyclouds) in a nutshell: http://pastebin.com/Qh7LAuzJ

 

Post that to her and tell her you know a lot about her and she might just cry


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#217054 Valhalla's night out. FT the Alliance

Posted by I11egal on 10 August 2015 - 06:00 PM

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Valhalla - The #1 Rune Pure & Tank Clan www.VH-RS.net - #Valhalla @ SwiftIRC - ValhallaRS CC

 

 

    Today, Mother Valhalla woke us from our slumber to go and violate the clan world. The clans shown tonight received the biggest ass beating from a clan that no longer competes in the clan world. We would like to give a moment of silence for those involved in the slaughter.  SB was out with about 7 or 8 on a week prep. The fact we can pull more from the grave then you can from your irc is almost insulting. It all started with just 1 VH member being the bait, soon enough SB took that bait,

and hook-line-sink. SB members were dropping left and right. We transitioned through piles with ease, even with being closed for a few months, our skills, still sharpened, tore open the morale of SB members, enough for them to call AF to back them up. We ended up clearing AF and VR, not like it was hard. GF lions.

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Silverbloods, the route you took is a disgrace, you had a promising future. But, it doesn't matter. It's just one dead clan talking to another.


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#213999 The End Of An Era

Posted by Ṧṫȅɣꝃꙩ on 30 June 2015 - 03:26 AM

I am remaining in the community and will be hosting Pk trips everyday for whoever wants to come on and pk with me. Don't be down guys, I am always and will be Valhalla till i die.


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#199496 Wednesday: Valhalla Defeats Imperium 3-0

Posted by Rob on 27 May 2015 - 04:43 PM

and shout out to EY lmfao

 

<Sam|> ye idk bout +3 at these opts l0
<Andyyy> u want a +4? lol
<Sam|> naw
<Sam|> just saying
<Sam|> +3 dont seem enough
<Andyyy> its enough for VH and AR
<Andyyy> who take wins on us
<Sam|> no they dont
<Sam|> l0
<Sam|> AR fucking blow
<Sam|> n so do VH
<Sam|> VH beat u weeks ago
<Sam|> not recently
 
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#162645 Monday Night: Crushing Anarchy + Jaja

Posted by Parckie™ on 24 February 2015 - 12:05 AM

feast

 

Knowing we were up for a great challenge, we put our serious hats on. Our calls and trasitions were seamless and our Main Pile washed over AR+JaJa like tidal waves wash over Japan. Our balanced pile of Mage+Range+Melee outclassed the JaJa pile consisting of Broad Bolts. Soon AR ceased having a main pile, and it become more like playing tag than actually pking. Towards the end the remaining members of AR started 1-iteming, showing that their banks were more bankrupt than the country of Greece. GG AR, thanks for coming out to play.


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#145048 Everyone

Posted by Raver Nate on 13 January 2015 - 11:39 AM

Hey, all and anyone who needs help or wants to go do anything hit me up. JiM MiM WoNG.
Doesn't matter what it is, big or small, if I can help i will. Personally anything PvM and PvP is fun, so if a zerk is capable I'm down. I also enjoy mini games so if you need a torso I'll help ya out if I can. Anyway, have a good day and enjoy your selves We are all about having fun!
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#213913 The End Of An Era

Posted by Parckie™ on 29 June 2015 - 11:21 PM

It's been a pleasure.

Live ur life and live it well.
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#205886 Valhalla Demolishes Empyrean + SB (Ft. AC)

Posted by Rob on 12 June 2015 - 03:06 PM

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Valhalla - The #1 Rune Pure & Tank Clan www.VH-RS.net #Valhalla @ SwiftIRC - ValhallaRS CC

 

 

The day started at around 3 PM EST with word that EY was killing pures around lavas. We quickly massed up and hit them in their world. Upon hitting them, the ones that didn't die instantly ran on sight.

 

EY would spend the next ~30 minutes regrouping, this time calling SB to aid them for blackup. Although 1/3 of EY's numbers were made up of mains from SB and they had the timezone advantage, we logged in their world and rushed them at GDZ.

 

Valhalla starting: 25

 

Empyrean starting: 20

Silver Bloods: ~10

 

What commenced next was nothing short of a slaughter. Pile after pile, EY was pushed all around the map with the ~10 SB mains carrying their in-game performance. After around 30 minutes we had gained to over 30 on teamspeak (later peaking at over 40) and we went from dominating the fight to winning the fight.

 

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As if a 2v1 wasn't enough, when EY (+SB) couldn't handle the pressure any longer, they called AC in to back them up. For a good 15-20 minutes we fought 3v1 against EY+SB+AC before Imp(thanks for the AC) came in to clear AC. While their lifeline of other clans was being removed, EY mindlessly returned (sometimes in rag/1item) only to die and prolong their inevitable ending. After over an hour of fighting, EY+SB left the world handing us the victory.

 

 

Valhalla ending: 47 on TS

 

Empyrean + Silver Bloods ending: 0 on the battlefield

Anonymous Community ending: 0 after getting cleared by Imperium.

 

I'd say thanks for the fight, but the fact you had to call two other mains clans just to fight us and get some sort of cheap win shows the standards of your clan and the confidence you have in your members.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




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Btw: Amazing turnout on a Friday, keep the activity up

 

Interested in joining an actual Rune Pure/Tank clan?

Introduce yourself at www.VH-RS.net

#Valhalla @ SwiftIRC - ValhallaRS CC Ingame


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#188931 #Sloths Med Unit

Posted by Smally on 29 April 2015 - 08:22 PM

#SLOTH MEDS (Hungry hungry Hippos)

 

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Not used to taking pictures of kills because whips have been worthless (1.5m) But now up at 2.5m, we decided to hit West Drags and try out luck.

 

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Piety Pures OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - Papi (2015-2015)

 

^ Berserker Ring + Sara Cloak

 

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( 3x Whip PKS that i didn't screeny any of here.. Lmfao )

 

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Just missed the numbers, but it was the same as the last Spec, (you can tell by exp drops)

 

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Scouted some Shitty Zerks on my main, PMed the Squad

 

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(Seconds Few minutes later)

 

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ililillilililil Dying for his Rag

 

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( C 0 B R 4 Dying for ACB ) Smited lol.

 

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10-12m Splits for ~3 hours of Killing retards  :pimp: 


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#162647 Monday Night: Crushing Anarchy + Jaja

Posted by Rob on 24 February 2015 - 12:13 AM

Too bad they've decided to cement their reputation as being jaja minions instead of attempt to be a respectable RP/Tank clan. Feel bad for the few decent members they have left.
 
I guess their founder was right :lol:
Spoiler

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#149824 Monday: Valhalla Vs. Fatality

Posted by Don on 26 January 2015 - 05:16 PM


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#113930 Demoting every single official

Posted by Evan on 07 August 2014 - 07:59 PM

At least the colors make it easy to read...


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