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Posted by Blob on 02 June 2015 - 01:09 PM
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Posted by †Leon on 12 June 2015 - 10:26 AM
I dont really have anything to say so ill post this awesome muffin recipe:
2 cups all-purpose flour, spooned and leveled 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 3/4 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted and cooled 1/2 cup whole milk 2 large eggs 1 1/2 cups blueberries 2 tablespoons turbinado sugar, optional
Preheat oven to 375° F. Line 12 muffin cups with paper liners or coat with nonstick cooking spray. In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, and salt.
In a medium bowl, whisk together the granulated sugar, butter, milk, and eggs; add to the flour mixture and stir to combine. Fold in the blueberries (do not overmix).
Divide the batter among the prepared muffin cups and sprinkle with the turbinado sugar, if desired.
Bake until a toothpick inserted in the center of a muffin comes out clean, 20 to 25 minutes. Let cool in the pan for 5 minutes. Transfer to a wire rack to cool completely or serve warm.
Posted by †Rob on 02 March 2016 - 02:20 PM
Last year Mother Valhalla's disciples laid her to rest after restoring peace and justice to the Rune Pure & Tank World by slaying the beasts known as Anarchy and Empyrean, as prophecy predicted. However, prophecy also states that Mother Valhalla shall rise from the ashes like a phoenix if any entity disturbs her holy slumber. Just as predicted, a band of peasants known as "Vengeance" dared to defile Mother Valhalla's holy name and once more her disciples rose from the ashes to rid them of her land.
Vengeance starting: ~15
Heroes starting: ~8
Needless to say these godless blasphemers were no match for the wrath of Mother Valhalla's anger. They were sent into a chasm of despair as our heroes robbed them blind of the items they were foolish enough to bring to her holy land. They were chased world to world and were spared no-one, getting cleared a total of six times before bowing their heads to Mother Valhalla and ending their trip.
Thank you. God bless you, God bless Mother Valhalla, and God bless the United States of America.
Posted by Parckie™ on 12 June 2015 - 03:27 PM
One of the most energized performances I have ever been a part of.
We were up against adversity, and instead of faltering we pushed through it with unity.
Win as One
Posted by †RobQ on 11 May 2015 - 06:25 PM
Basing all my information on the unbiased, nospin zone, fox news integrity site Runescape Community.
100% UNBIASED AND COMPLETELY ACCURATE BASED OFF MY DEGREE IN PROFESSIONAL CLANNING
#1.) Valhalla - unmatched in all areas, even with not being mains still shits on everyone. Don't even bother attempting to fight because you will die.
#2.) Reign of Terror - Pretty good with some decent pulls, but accept people like cuntsh0ts and Desire so can't be taken serious
#3.)Silver Bloods - Just frankly the best team i've ever seen
#4.)Higher Force - Dead and still better than most these clans still trying, gg.
#5.) Damaged Inc. - Your leader is old as fuck and his forehead is massive enough to have PK RUN INs on. Home field advantage gives you the win here
#6.) Sovereign - Your gear is amazing and your pulls have increased by a lot. Its as if you've open your cc for anyone to come in! Keep up the good work.
#7.) Anarchy - JAJA what more can I say?
#8.) FOE - Jubbington douching the asses and raising you up to new levels
#9.) Anonymous Community - 10/10 returning in 1 item.
10.) Empyrean - You'd be better if your official team wasn't as salty as the ocean.
11.) Infliction - Future Kings of GMT, all hail Rendual and his bad bitch Cathy
12.) Ancient Fury - Can Pull lots of people but can't compete against anyone with out other clans coming to your rescue. Worst propaganda then in WWII and more poverty than Ethiopia.
1.) WHO THE FUCK CARES
Posted by Andy on 12 April 2015 - 01:38 PM
i went AFK the first round to pay the pizza man as we rushed and managed to get back and tank DI with pizza in my mouth
Posted by †Evan on 11 February 2015 - 11:35 AM
JimAre there even any other tank/zerk clans out there?
ConorNone of note.
NopureI haven’t heard of any
EvanI think there's 1 on rs forums
NopureMaybe some open CC's or something
Maybe some rs forum clans too
Stl ArrowThere are no other relevant runepure/tank clans open atm
Posted by †I11egal on 10 August 2015 - 06:00 PM
Today, Mother Valhalla woke us from our slumber to go and violate the clan world. The clans shown tonight received the biggest ass beating from a clan that no longer competes in the clan world. We would like to give a moment of silence for those involved in the slaughter. SB was out with about 7 or 8 on a week prep. The fact we can pull more from the grave then you can from your irc is almost insulting. It all started with just 1 VH member being the bait, soon enough SB took that bait,
and hook-line-sink. SB members were dropping left and right. We transitioned through piles with ease, even with being closed for a few months, our skills, still sharpened, tore open the morale of SB members, enough for them to call AF to back them up. We ended up clearing AF and VR, not like it was hard. GF lions.
Silverbloods, the route you took is a disgrace, you had a promising future. But, it doesn't matter. It's just one dead clan talking to another.
Posted by †Ṧṫȅɣꝃꙩ on 30 June 2015 - 03:26 AM
I am remaining in the community and will be hosting Pk trips everyday for whoever wants to come on and pk with me. Don't be down guys, I am always and will be Valhalla till i die.
Posted by †Rob on 27 May 2015 - 04:43 PM
and shout out to EY lmfao
Posted by Parckie™ on 24 February 2015 - 12:05 AM
Knowing we were up for a great challenge, we put our serious hats on. Our calls and trasitions were seamless and our Main Pile washed over AR+JaJa like tidal waves wash over Japan. Our balanced pile of Mage+Range+Melee outclassed the JaJa pile consisting of Broad Bolts. Soon AR ceased having a main pile, and it become more like playing tag than actually pking. Towards the end the remaining members of AR started 1-iteming, showing that their banks were more bankrupt than the country of Greece. GG AR, thanks for coming out to play.
Posted by Raver Nate on 13 January 2015 - 11:39 AM
Posted by Parckie™ on 29 June 2015 - 11:21 PM
Posted by †Rob on 12 June 2015 - 03:06 PM
The day started at around 3 PM EST with word that EY was killing pures around lavas. We quickly massed up and hit them in their world. Upon hitting them, the ones that didn't die instantly ran on sight.
EY would spend the next ~30 minutes regrouping, this time calling SB to aid them for blackup. Although 1/3 of EY's numbers were made up of mains from SB and they had the timezone advantage, we logged in their world and rushed them at GDZ.
Valhalla starting: 25
Empyrean starting: 20
Silver Bloods: ~10
What commenced next was nothing short of a slaughter. Pile after pile, EY was pushed all around the map with the ~10 SB mains carrying their in-game performance. After around 30 minutes we had gained to over 30 on teamspeak (later peaking at over 40) and we went from dominating the fight to winning the fight.
As if a 2v1 wasn't enough, when EY (+SB) couldn't handle the pressure any longer, they called AC in to back them up. For a good 15-20 minutes we fought 3v1 against EY+SB+AC before Imp(thanks for the AC) came in to clear AC. While their lifeline of other clans was being removed, EY mindlessly returned (sometimes in rag/1item) only to die and prolong their inevitable ending. After over an hour of fighting, EY+SB left the world handing us the victory.
Valhalla ending: 47 on TS
Empyrean + Silver Bloods ending: 0 on the battlefield
Anonymous Community ending: 0 after getting cleared by Imperium.
I'd say thanks for the fight, but the fact you had to call two other mains clans just to fight us and get some sort of cheap win shows the standards of your clan and the confidence you have in your members.
Btw: Amazing turnout on a Friday, keep the activity up
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Posted by †Smally on 29 April 2015 - 08:22 PM
#SLOTH MEDS (Hungry hungry Hippos)
Not used to taking pictures of kills because whips have been worthless (1.5m) But now up at 2.5m, we decided to hit West Drags and try out luck.
Piety Pures OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP - Papi (2015-2015)
^ Berserker Ring + Sara Cloak
( 3x Whip PKS that i didn't screeny any of here.. Lmfao )
Just missed the numbers, but it was the same as the last Spec, (you can tell by exp drops)
Scouted some Shitty Zerks on my main, PMed the Squad
(Seconds Few minutes later)
ililillilililil Dying for his Rag
( C 0 B R 4 Dying for ACB ) Smited lol.
10-12m Splits for ~3 hours of Killing retards
Posted by †Rob on 24 February 2015 - 12:13 AM
Posted by †Don on 26 January 2015 - 05:16 PM
Posted by †Evan on 07 August 2014 - 07:59 PM
At least the colors make it easy to read...
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