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Looking for a Rune Pure/ Tank clan on OSRS with many ex VH/HF members?

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Cheesy

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Ok so I've heard a few good ones in the past, such as "Are you 80 magic? Because you're stunning" and such. There are lots of skill-related ones:

Are you 99 firemaking? Because you're hot.
Are you 99 Farming? Because you're making something of mine grow.
Are you 99 fishing, because I'm a good catch.
Are you 99 cooking? Oh wait how silly of me, you're a woman. Of course you are.
Are you 99 woodcutting? Because you need it to chop my wood.
Are you 90 slayer? Because I'm a dark beast. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

And so on. My question is, are there any other good ones you've heard?

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A Rune Pure

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Age: 18
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Markx1

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lmfaoooo

EX VALHALLA COUNCIL.

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Nose

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This is an entirely new aspect of RuneScape to me :o

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Arrow

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My ultimate lure line when I want to pretend im a girl luring.

Want to go to the wild with me, I want you to go DEEP with me wink wink

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itank ethan

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lol
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RobQ

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I'll show you a sword that needs two hands.
You thought Nex was bad? Wait till you see my dick.
Are you 99 range because I got an arrow you can habdle.

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Vh Jack

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Are you 99 defence? Because i just splashed over your face.

That was quoted from a while ago.
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26/6/2011.

"Respect can't be bought, it has to be earned".

#Vh-friendly.

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Lmfao.

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Rene

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Lol'ed

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iwis

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Paha, I'll try and think of some ^.^

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Nate

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

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Røb

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.

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Torleif

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stfu noob

80 attack Turmoil Rune Pure with Packyak, Overloads and sex.

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Arrow

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.


Are you Rob56? Because I think I just shit on my nan

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Cheesy

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.


Are you Rob56? Because I think I just shit on my nan


Lmao. And yeah I forgot the thieving one, I think I used that on someone in #valhalla a couple of days ago. Is nice :)

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Daniel The Great

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Gay topic is gay, but i still love u andy
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Daniel The Great

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I GOT ONE

Are you 99 construction? beacuse you made my penis longer
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Vh Jack

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Are you 99 construction? Cus youve given me a wood.
Valhalla Full Member:

26/6/2011.

"Respect can't be bought, it has to be earned".

#Vh-friendly.

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Vh Jack

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Are You 99 Construction? cus I can give you a saw (Sore).

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26/6/2011.

"Respect can't be bought, it has to be earned".

#Vh-friendly.




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