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Valhalla was the second Rune Pure & Tank clan in RuneScape, officially founded in early 2007, with it being in the works throughout 2006. At the time, only one other such clan existed (Higher Force); †T H E Do0rs† founded the clan with the vision of creating an alternative to this clan. Starting out as an east-dragons PK team, Valhalla quickly established its dominance and had many competitive rivalries in both Pre-EoC and OSRS.

In its final chapter in OSRS, Valhalla established itself as not only the best and last Rune Pure clan in game after defeating and closing its rivals, but as a force to be reckoned with in the P2P clan world amongst the biggest names in the clan world. They also maintained a thriving community, with the second most active forums below Reign of Terror's.

Presently, a "sister" clan, Avalon, exists for those still wanting to be a part of the community. In many ways, it is "the" Rune Pure & Tank community, as it is the only clan containing veterans of the original community & contains Leaders of Higher Force, Valhalla, Phalanx, and Anarchy, Empyrean of OSRS.






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Started By †Cheesy , Aug 04 2011 05:10 AM

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†Cheesy
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:10 AM

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Ok so I've heard a few good ones in the past, such as "Are you 80 magic? Because you're stunning" and such. There are lots of skill-related ones:

Are you 99 firemaking? Because you're hot.
Are you 99 Farming? Because you're making something of mine grow.
Are you 99 fishing, because I'm a good catch.
Are you 99 cooking? Oh wait how silly of me, you're a woman. Of course you are.
Are you 99 woodcutting? Because you need it to chop my wood.
Are you 90 slayer? Because I'm a dark beast. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

And so on. My question is, are there any other good ones you've heard?

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A Rune Pure
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:13 AM

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Markx1
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:16 AM

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lmfaoooo

EX VALHALLA COUNCIL.

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Nose
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:33 AM

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This is an entirely new aspect of RuneScape to me :o

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Arrow
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:39 AM

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My ultimate lure line when I want to pretend im a girl luring.

Want to go to the wild with me, I want you to go DEEP with me wink wink

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itank ethan
Posted 04 August 2011 - 05:58 AM

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†RobQ
Posted 04 August 2011 - 06:00 AM

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I'll show you a sword that needs two hands.
You thought Nex was bad? Wait till you see my dick.
Are you 99 range because I got an arrow you can habdle.

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Vh Jack
Posted 04 August 2011 - 06:30 AM

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Are you 99 defence? Because i just splashed over your face.

That was quoted from a while ago.
Valhalla Full Member:

26/6/2011.

"Respect can't be bought, it has to be earned".

#Vh-friendly.

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 06:40 AM

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Lmfao.

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Rene
Posted 04 August 2011 - 06:59 AM

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Lol'ed

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iwis
Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:04 AM

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Paha, I'll try and think of some ^.^

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:10 AM

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

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†Røb†
Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:26 AM

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.

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Torleif
Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:48 AM

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stfu noob

80 attack Turmoil Rune Pure with Packyak, Overloads and sex.

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:49 AM

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.


Are you Rob56? Because I think I just shit on my nan

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†Cheesy
Posted 04 August 2011 - 07:57 AM

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Are you 99 thieving? because you've stolen my heart.

how cute.


Are you Rob56? Because I think I just shit on my nan


Lmao. And yeah I forgot the thieving one, I think I used that on someone in #valhalla a couple of days ago. Is nice :)

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Posted 04 August 2011 - 08:41 AM

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Gay topic is gay, but i still love u andy
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Daniel The Great
Posted 04 August 2011 - 08:47 AM

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I GOT ONE

Are you 99 construction? beacuse you made my penis longer
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Vh Jack
Posted 04 August 2011 - 11:56 AM

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Are you 99 construction? Cus youve given me a wood.
Valhalla Full Member:

26/6/2011.

"Respect can't be bought, it has to be earned".

#Vh-friendly.

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Vh Jack
Posted 04 August 2011 - 11:58 AM

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Are You 99 Construction? cus I can give you a saw (Sore).

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