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Valhalla was the second Rune Pure & Tank clan in RuneScape, officially founded in early 2007, with it being in the works throughout 2006. At the time, only one other such clan existed (Higher Force); T H E Do0rs founded the clan with the vision of creating an alternative to this clan. Starting out as an east-dragons PK team, Valhalla quickly established its dominance and had many competitive rivalries in both Pre-EoC and OSRS.

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Dear Rob56


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Dear Roberto Feifty Sex:

My name is Arrow, and I would like to apologize for Bat Penising the VH Forums, but also teach you culturally the art of the Bat Penis.

I understand you might be new to the whole Bat Penis situation. The Bat Penis is symbolically very important in many cultures.

In China, bats are very auspicious creatures. If one ever flies into your home, you won’t want to do any harm to it cause it brings you luck! Bat Penis symbols are seen on many Chinese objects, signs, and arts. They often seen as two bats, and their penises or five bats but seldom alone with their penis.

The bat penis is a symbol of good fortune because the word bian3 fu2 蝙蝠 sounds like luck “fu2”.

Two bat penises“shuang1 fu2” 双福 means double luck (twice the penis, twice the luck). A design of two bats and their penises with a scepter ru2 yi4 means "double happiness as wished".

In other areas of the globe, the Bat Penis symbol is considered to be the most sinister and frightening of all the symbols. It is regarded as a sign of darkness and death due to the Western myths which tends to associate it with un-cleanliness. Due to these legends, the bat penis has been portrayed by the Western civilization as a form of devil and vampire particularly by Bram Stoker (1897) in his book “Dracula”. It brought out the bat to represent the evil creature.

Even though some of these myths may be based on truth, others may not because most bat penis's feed only on fruits and bugs but a few others feed on blood. Those that feed on blood drink the blood of cows and because they have an anticoagulant in their saliva, they can feed of these cows for about 20-30 minutes. Those that feed on blood are around three species of about 900 bat species around the world the rest that feed on fruits and bugs are not frightening after all. On the other hand, they are regarded as evil because they shun daylights and thus are night creatures that even tend to avoid bright moonlight.

Bat Penis has a surprising history because in the early Christian art, angels were depicted as having birdlike wings while the demons were having bat like wings similarly in the writings of St. Paul, women’s hair were said to attract demons and that is why they were supposed to be covered when they were in church. This lead to a tradition that allowed women to cover their hair by wearing hats to church and also because they believed that bats could fly directly into the hair. These legends therefore will associate a bat tattoo with images of night creatures, bloodsuckers and other scary interpretations according to one’s culture.

As such, with fights this weekend I thought it fitting to bat penis the forums, and request my MOD CP be given back so I can continue to make such judgement calls, such as bat penising in the future, providing Invision Boards respects our right as an Animal Rights Organization to publicly displace the Bat Penis.

- Yours

Arrow

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I agree with A II R R O W, his moderator control panel should be returned otherwise you will be forever remembered as a hypocritical bat penis sucker, because a few months ago, you made every officials signature and avatar of a llama laying in a sexual position especially Markx1, because of his homophobic beliefs.

Markx1 was not only frustrated because he lost his Lindsay Lohan signature (which you continued to abuse afterwards), but also because some breeds of llamas are known to be homosexual, with male llamas refusing to mate with females. They sometimes refuse to mate with females for two reasons. Llama's are very social, but sometimes anti-social with different genders, and the male does not become sexually mature until it is ~36 months old, while females only take 12 months to finish its' puberic stages, thus, male llama's are outcast from the sexually community more than the young, slutty females.

So, to summarize, Markx1 was mad because you made fun of his sexuality while demolishing his rare, homosexual signature, and you have restricted Sam's ability to moderate the forums because a practical joke he pulled, which in Chinese culture is a symbol of good fortune, something needed write before the biggest P2P of 2011.

Now, Rob, did you use good judgement in your decision of deprivileging Sam of something he has work hard to earn???

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Well said, James. Well said.

I can only hope Rob56 will come to terms with his action, and seek salvation for discriminating against the bat Penis.

Let the Bat Penis be with you James, and all the Officials.

Let it lift your heart.

- Arrow.

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The holy Bat Panis is currently dwelling in my body, and forever it will stay there. I have strong beliefs that with the Bat Penis we can lead generations to come into a new, healthier revolution that will never be forgotten.

Rob, please forgive yourself for committing such cruel actions to not only Arrow, but to those aiding our future generations to come, as well.

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That Bat Penis is strong in your heart, Brother James.

Your a good man.

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It is strong in my heart, as the Bat Penis is deep in our mouths, for we will continue to preach the goodness it has to offer, my fellow brother.

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It is strong in my heart, as the Bat Penis is deep in our mouths, for we will continue to preach the goodness it has to offer, my fellow brother.


Brother James, your metaphors please the Bat Penis in ways the tongue cannot.

Brothers salute James for he has seen the true love and power of the Bat Penis evident in his words.

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It is strong in my heart, as the Bat Penis is deep in our mouths, for we will continue to preach the goodness it has to offer, my fellow brother.


Brother James, your metaphors please the Bat Penis in ways the tongue cannot.

Brothers salute James for he has seen the true love and power of the Bat Penis evident in his words.


Ah, a metaphor is a great gift, my brother Sam, not many other sentence elevating tools, such as onomatopoeia or personification can describe what the Bat Penis does in our mouth, the mouth of all those following thy Bat Penis. Metaphorically, Bat Penis is a sign of wisdom that should not be discriminated from our community.

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Bat penis is only offensive to the ignorant. Through arrows work we have spread awareness and understanding.

I myself and am more fulfilled and delighted with the sudden bat penis lectures that have been presented. I hope that we as a clan can grow from bat penis and take from it the ability to teach others bat penis.

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I thank you brother RobQ, and look forward to reaching new heights within our understanding of the Bat Penis

Edited by Arrow, 08 October 2011 - 08:59 PM.

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honestly too long to read for me right now and probably not important so idk mate gl with what you do

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RobQ, we're proud to have you in our brotherhood, as for Tony, you're just mad and humiliated that Bat Penis is bigger in heart, sprit, and physical size than your yellow penis. Please acknowledge that you aren't welcomed in the Bat Penis community (which will soon take over the world, read Revolution if you're in disbelief m8) until you set your priorities straight.

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My god, the children have found a biology textbook. God help us now.
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[16:52:06] <@Kejec> we seem to have a misunderstanding here
[16:52:11] <@Kejec> I said botting is gay
[16:52:33] <+Z_o_T> ok then kejec
[16:52:37] <+Z_o_T> well everyone has 94 mage
[16:52:41] <+Z_o_T> ik ur eldar and all
[16:52:46] <+Z_o_T> but nobody gets special treatment
[16:52:49] <+Z_o_T> we all had to do it

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My god, the children have found a biology textbook. God help us now.


More importantly, if an Invisionmod comes on and sees a bat penis, we are royally screwed.

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As entertaining as you find it, keep it off the forums for now

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Lol? Seems like everyone's opinion changed after the whole markx1 situation.

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Did you know that as to what bats concern, the bigger the testicles the lesser the brain?

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My god, the children have found a biology textbook. God help us now.


More importantly, if an Invisionmod comes on and sees a bat penis, we are royally screwed.

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As entertaining as you find it, keep it off the forums for now

I suspect that is limited to humans, animals having sex etc. usually goes under documentary

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Lol? Seems like everyone's opinion changed after the whole markx1 situation.



>see 2 guys eating popsicles in 1 signature
>omfg inappropriate makes us look unprofessional no1 wants 2 see dat
>make half of the forums signatures have bat penises


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My god, the children have found a biology textbook. God help us now.


More importantly, if an Invisionmod comes on and sees a bat penis, we are royally screwed.

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As entertaining as you find it, keep it off the forums for now

I suspect that is limited to humans, animals having sex etc. usually goes under documentary

In no way do any of us dream of having sex with Bat Penis.

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Bat Penis is only privately enjoyed... long live batman and his well endowed brothers.




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